Matt began to really piss me off by keeping on about David, I was not keen on involving anyone else in our fun and games but I knew that Matt would not let it drop so reluctantly agreed to give it a try just once if he never brought the subject up again so Matt rang David and arranged for us both to go around his house the following Friday evening.In the mean time our exploration of each other and our fantasies gained pace, I had always had a thing about kissing so after getting cleaned up and dressed in a lovely long satin nightdress and Matt dressing in a sweet pair of pink knickers with a matching suspender belt black stockings and a bra we laid on the bed and spent hours lying together just kissing and caressing but only rarely touching each others cocks.Having an erection for hours on end without an orgasm was like a delicious torture that only heightened the pleasure of each kiss and gentle caress and as time moved on and each time either Matt or myself came close to an orgasm. It seems to be a tradition of some sort.”The new commander called the old one to ask what the reason was, and the previous commander said; “I don’t know. The commander before me had guards on the bench, so I just kept it going.”After contacting three previous commanders as well, and still getting the same answer, the new commander finally found a retired General (nearly 100 years old) and asked; “Sir, I am the new commander at the base you were in charge of 60 years ago. I found two men assigned to stand guard on a bench near the mess hall. Can you please tell me why?”After a pause, the General replied; “What? Is the paint still wet?”????????????????Thank tavern_knight for this one~“So when the first pig asked the man for straw to build his house with...”“What do you think the man was thinking?”One of the teacher’s students in the back of the room, called out, “Fuck me, a talking pig.”????????????????A well planned retirementThere is a lot written about this story. Apparently, it is.
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